have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Trying To Tell You I Relate To Your Difficult Situation But It Probably Sounded Like I Was Making It All About Me: a novel saga with several side book adaptions and a movie.
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
Ken: Hi, I’m Ken.
Barbie: Barbie. Have we ever met?
Ken: I would have remembered. Love your leg wamers!
Barbie: Nice ascot!
In Japan families can summon their house ghost to kill pests for them.
a tough opponent
I’ve found where I truly belong
Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen
what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…
sometimes i wonder if this website is okay